1. Most gamers are men and they don’t get enough sex
Now before you jump down my throat it’s true, most gamers are male and most of you don’t get half as much sex as you’d like to so shut up. You see a game with the promise of boobs and sexual themes your all over it. Now, most people behind the scenes designing game characters are also either male or controlled by a male. Usually their sex starved maniacs like yourself.
Take into consideration that these character designers are getting to design a girl as they’d want and imagine her. Perfect in every way, even the slut/innocent ratio will be perfect. Then you get to bring this girl to life in a game. Sounds awesome right? Not only is it awesome but it sells games.
From the female perspective the same thing would happen. If all character designers were female and they had to design male characters they wouldn’t design the male hero to look like your sorry ass now would they?
2. It’s a tactical weapon of mass destruction
Here's a fact gentlemen: A man’s cognitive function is impaired when interacting with women - Even the thought of interacting with females affects the male brain. Oh it's true.
Let’s say there’s a cute girl standing right in front of you, she’s about 22 and has enormous breasts. I mean so enormous that they’re about to pop out of her top at any moment. You’re looking at her breasts. In fact you’re thinking about them right now. You’ll look through porn imagining this later. Little do you notice…she’s taking out a gun and is about to shoot you in the head!
When faced with breasts men are a little less effective than they usually are. I believe this works to the girls in the game world’s advantage. Why do those fighter girls in Tekken and Soul Calibur dress so slutty? Why does Catwoman in Batman: Arkham City have her zipper zipped almost half way down? It’s a distraction. Thinking back…you always lose to Sophitia because your fascinated by the breast bouncy physics aren’t you?
3. You don’t enter a fantasy world and see your girlfriend
Okay maybe some gamers do but for the rest of us, no. When you enter a game world it’s supposed to be a fantasy setting. This means what happens in the game probably won’t happen in real life. Of course the girls have to be pretty with cleavage all over the place, aren’t all the male characters equally buff and perfect? Do you want to enter a vivid game world where you fight monsters and demons to see a girl you could go see at the grocery store? No.
4. Real girls don’t dress like that
When last did you see a girl bouncing around in a cheer leading outfit that’s 2 sizes too small while wielding a chainsaw? Yeah. When last did you see it in a game? Just the other day. Did you like it? No? Boo hoo =)
There you have it, 4 reasons why cleavage works and why it will continue working, FOREVER.
